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Text Jokes
Here are just a few of my favourite tx jokes!!
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# 1
23 useless parts of a male:
20 nails u cant hammer
2 balls u cant throw
and a cock that doesnt crow
....but dont laugh gals coz ur pussy cant catch a mouse! |
# 2
Uv got appeal
Uv got class
Uv got style, uv got the looks and the body......
Ive got the wrong number!!Sorry!
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# 3
I asked the Lord for a flower and he gave me a garden, I asked him for a tree and he gave me a forest...I asked him for an asshole and he gave me your number!! |
# 4
I hereby place you under arrest inviolation of code 0567-distracting public with your good looks and sexy ass, please remain silent and report to my bedroom!
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# 5
There was once a genie who came and sed to u, 'name ur wish.' U sed, 'make me gorgeous looking,' The genie replied, 'I grant wishes not fucking miracles!' |
# 6
*ABRACADABRA*
Nope..ur still ugly!
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# 7
The worst ever tragedy has happend in Ireland..A 2 seater plane has crashed into a graveyard..the irish have found 365 bodies and theyre still looking...!! |
# 8
Different sex positions...
SEX XES EXS ESX
SXE ESX SXE EXS
SXE SXE SEX XES
U expected drty pictures didnt u??!!
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# 9
A fluffy cloud may kiss the sky
A rose may kiss a butterfly
The morning air may kiss the grass
And you, my friend may Kiss My ASS! |
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# 10
Lads are like toilets, they are either:
Taken
Unavailable
Engaged
Out of Order
or just
Full of CRAP!!!
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